Score: 10

"Still funny after all these years"

submission: Teach Me

date: May 19, 2009

This has aged very, very well.

Score: 6

"Beautiful, but..."

submission: Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

date: January 23, 2006

That is the lamest whackamole I have ever played. Not graphically, no, it's great looking.

It's just that the "mole" is half obscured half the time, and it becomes an exercise in how close to the center you are when the next one pops up. As a game...well, there might be more to it, but if I've got to go through that, why bother? (See incredible crisis and it's lame rhythm game parts)

Score: 2

"It's stick-figure whack-a-mole"

submission: Advancer 2.0

date: March 17, 2005

It's like a kindergartener tried to draw Mr. Potatohead as a Chow Yun Fat type character. I was wondering "where's the damn game"? I was underwhelmed when I finally got to it, like I should have expected given the visuals that led to it. I mean seriously, the main character has a head that looks like a turd. And what was with that scene with the box and the red button with the line moving towards it? I thought it was supposed to be a pool table or something.

Christ on a crutch, dude, it looks like more work went into posting this thing to the website than into actually making it. This might have been acceptable if it were actually visually interesting.

Score: 6

"Not a bad way to semi-animate some still images"

submission: Tail Chasers

date: March 17, 2005

I saw this linked to from some OMGFURRIES!!! thread on Somethingawful. I was expecting like, cat-people making out or something. It doesn't look like Mr. Dickman masturbated over the creation of this animation at all. This is good. Nothing creeps me out more than peeking in on the sexual fantasies of 300 pound virgins.

Anyhow, good drawings, decent animation. Not bad. But please, don't go over to the dark side.

Score: 9

"I never would have thought AYB could be revived"

submission: TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody

date: March 6, 2005

But if anything can do it, it's this animation. Also, I will never remember the original lyrics from now on. This version is SO much better.

Score: 8

"Visually impressive, but really kinda dull."

submission: Prowlies at the River

date: September 5, 2004

This is like an Nvidea or ATI demo. It shows off what flash can really do. It's amazing in that regard.

Once you get that point, well, chances are if you're visiting Newgrounds, you're the sort who's going to think it's pretty boring.

Score: 6

"It is NOT by System of a Down, more evidence:"

submission: Legend of ZELDA! Video

date: August 21, 2004

Check out MP3.com on Archive.org. Look around mid 1999, find the Rabbit Joint. (Under Electronic: Game soundtracks, or browse artists by genre)

And how big a SoaD fan could you possibly be if you can't tell that's not Serj's voice? It sounds nothing like him, AND nothing like Weird Al.

Re: the animation. Eh, seen worse. But the non-sequiterness of it makes it a keeper.

Score: 6

"All memorization"

submission: TSUNAMI lev. 1

date: March 7, 2002

WTF...there's no skill required here. Just memorize where they're going to pop up. If you don't there's no way you can hit them before they hit you.

That and the "move on" button is annoying. Make it a keystroke

Score: 7

"nifty"

submission: The Suicide Bomber

date: March 6, 2001

interesting. does newgrounds get ad revenue for this one, though?

Score: 8

"Either I'm REALLY MISSING SOMETHING..."

submission: Spectrum 8

date: January 5, 2001

Either I' really missing something, or it is impossible to not get killed quickly without using nothing but missiles.