Score: 10

"Still funny after all these years"

submission: Teach Me

date: May 19, 2009

This has aged very, very well.

Score: 6

"Beautiful, but..."

submission: Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

date: January 23, 2006

That is the lamest whackamole I have ever played. Not graphically, no, it's great looking.

It's just that the "mole" is half obscured half the time, and it becomes an exercise in how close to the center you are when the next one pops up. As a game...well, there might be more to it, but if I've got to go through that, why bother? (See incredible crisis and it's lame rhythm game parts)

Score: 2

"It's stick-figure whack-a-mole"

submission: Advancer 2.0

date: March 17, 2005

It's like a kindergartener tried to draw Mr. Potatohead as a Chow Yun Fat type character. I was wondering "where's the damn game"? I was underwhelmed when I finally got to it, like I should have expected given the visuals that led to it. I mean seriously, the main character has a head that looks like a turd. And what was with that scene with the box and the red button with the line moving towards it? I thought it was supposed to be a pool table or something.

Christ on a crutch, dude, it looks like more work went into posting this thing to the website than into actually making it. This might have been acceptable if it were actually visually interesting.